Alright, warriors, listen up! We’re diving straight into the realm of kitchen domination with the Orgasmic Christmas Cherry Bar. This isn’t just a recipe—it’s an experience. Feel the raw power as you craft a dessert that not only satisfies but ensnares you with its irresistible allure…let’s go!
### The Tactical Arsenal:
#### Ingredients:
– **1 cup unsalted butter**: Use only the finest because we’re not here to mess around.
– **1 ½ cups granulated sugar**: Sweet, just like victory.
– **4 large eggs**: Power-packed protein to fuel every step.
– **1 teaspoon vanilla extract**: The subtle enhancer.
– **3 cups all-purpose flour**: The backbone of our creation.
– **1 teaspoon baking powder**: Rise to the top.
– **½ teaspoon salt**: Essential for elevating flavors.
– **1 can (21 oz) cherry pie filling**: The heart of the beast.
– **½ cup powdered sugar**: Delicate snow above our mountain.
– **400 gr of cream cheese**: Smooth operator in our arsenal.
– **2 tablespoons milk**: For the perfect blend.
– **½ teaspoon almond extract**: That secret weapon.
### Battle Instructions:
#### 1. **Preheat Your Arena:**
Start by heating up your space to 350°F (175°C). Grease your 10×15-inch baking pan like you’re lubing up for a victory slide.
#### 2. **Command the Components:**
In your mixing bowl, take the softened butter and sugar. Cream them together into light, fluffy perfection. We’re talking air superiority here, folks. Beat in the eggs—one at a time—until each one is bowed in submission. Embrace the vanilla extract as your subtle enhancer.
#### 3. **Unite The Dry Forces:**
In another bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt. Deploy this dry brigade into your wet forces gradually, establishing your dominion. Mix until you have a solid coalition.
#### 4. **Form the Foundation:**
Command ¾ of your dough to roll out evenly in the prepped pan. Let them know who’s in charge, while you keep the remaining dough on standby.
#### 5. **Breeze of Cream and Cherry:**
Get the cream cheese, powdered sugar, milk, and almond extract to a smooth, whipped delight. Spread this concoction over your dough, layer that irresistible cherry pie filling. Be generous—you’re orchestrating a masterpiece.
#### 6. **Scatter and Bake:**
Drop spoonfuls of remaining dough over the tones of deep red cherry. Slide this powerhouse into the preheated furnace and let it bake for 30-35 minutes. Tooth-pick check it for clean victory!
#### 7. **The Cool Down:**
Allow your creation to cool, as glory takes time to settle. With patience, cut into your desired bar sizes.
Finally, present your 24 bars of wondrous indulgence to the world, eyes wide in admiration. These aren’t just bars, they’re declarations of artistic sweetsmanship, delivering serotonin with every bite. Now, embrace the applause—because my Slay Lifestyle tribe, you earned it!
These aren’t just bars, they’re declarations of artistic sweetsmanship, delivering serotonin with every bite.
