Concierge Price: $10000
## OBINNA NWOKIKE JUST NUKE-DROPPED POVERTY ART! 💣 AFRICA’S $10,000 “OJUDE OBA” COLLECTIBLE BOMB MAKES PICASSO LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTENER! 🔥
**LISTEN UP, BROKIE SHEEP!**
You’re hanging “art” from Target on your IKEA walls like a DECORATIVE SLAVE. Pathetic. 😂 While you finger-paint your delusions, **REAL SLAYLEBRITY WARLORD ARTIST OBINNA NWOKIKE JUST LAUNCHED A CULTURAL ATOM BOMB** that’s shaking the foundations of the weak Western art scene. 💥
**”OJUDE Oba Festival: The Great Oba Entrance” ISN’T ART—IT’S A DECLARATION OF WAR.**
### 👑 **THE THRONE ROOM OF POWER (YOUR PUNY EYES AREN’T WORTHY)**
This piece **DESTROYS YOUR SENSES:**
– **GOLD SO RICH** it makes Dubai sheikhs weep into their Rolexes. ✨
– **BLACK SO DEEP** it absorbs the souls of peasants who dare stare too long. ⚫️
– **OBA’S ENTRANCE?** You’re not *viewing* royalty—**YOU’RE KNEELING BEFORE IT.**
**THIS ISN’T A “PAINTING.” IT’S A WEAPONIZED LEGACY FORGED IN THE BELLY OF AFRICAN GODS.** 🇳🇬⚔️
### 💰 **THE PRICE TAG? MORE THAN YOUR BLOODLINE’S NET WORTH**
**$10,000. CASH. NO CRYPTO. NO DEBATES.**
– **Why?** Because Obinna doesn’t cater to **STARVING ART STUDENTS** or **HOBBYIST ETSY MOMS.**
– **Buyers?** Oil tycoons. Crypto assassins. **Slaylebrity VIP CONNOISSEURS** (who’ll hang it next to their private jet blueprints). ✈️
**YOUR “ABSTRACT” SPLATTER ART? IT LINES TRASH CANS IN LAGOS.** 🗑️
### 🐑 **HOW THE WEAK REACT (YOU’RE IN THIS GROUP, COPE-MERCHANT)**
*“Ooh, it’s pretty!”*
*“The gold is so… shiny!”*
**SHUT YOUR MOUTH.** You don’t **UNDERSTAND** this art—you **SURVIVE IT.**
**OJUDE OBA IS A MIRROR:**
– 👑 **KINGS** see ancestral power.
– 💸 **BILLIONAIRES** see an asset that’ll 100X.
– **YOU?** You see a “nice pattern.” **EMBARRASSING.**
### ☠️ **THE WESTERN ART MAFIA IS SHAKING (THEY CAN’T COMPETE)**
Picasso? **OVERPRICED DOODLES.**
Warhol? **FACTORY-FARMED TRASH.**
**MODERN “GALLERIES”?** Temples for soy boys in turtlenecks. 🥷
**OBINNA’S ART ERASES THEM:**
– No apologies.
– No “deep meanings” for college feminists to misinterpret.
– **PURE, UNADULTERATED AFRICAN SUPREMACY.**
**THIS ISN’T “INCLUSIVITY.” IT’S ANNIHILATION OF MEDIOCRITY.**
### ⚔️ **HOW TO OWN IT (IF YOU DARE)**
**STEP 1: BECOME A SLAYLEBRITY VIP TITAN**
*(No peasants allowed. Your net worth must HURT FEELINGS.)*
**STEP 2: SUMMON YOUR CONCIERGE DEATH SQUAD** 💂♂️
*“Acquire the Obinna bomb. Burn rivals. Leave no witnesses.”*
**STEP 3: INSTALL IT IN YOUR SAFE ROOM**
*(Guarded by ex-Mossad. Laser grids. Acid moat. Basic.)*
**FAIL THIS? STARE AT YOUR POSTER OF “STARRY NIGHT” AND SOB.** 🌌😭
### 🔥 **WHY THIS ART SCARES THE ELITE:**
It’s **UNCONTROLLABLE.**
It’s **UNTAMED.**
It **REMINDS THEM WHERE TRUE POWER LIVES:** Not in boardrooms—**IN THE BLOOD OF SLAYLEBRITY WARRIOR CULTURES THEY CAN’T BUY.**
### 💣 FINAL WARNING:
**ART ISN’T FOR “APPRECIATION.”**
**IT’S A DOMINANCE DISPLAY.**
Obinna’s masterpiece **WILL:**
– Crush your landlord’s “beach sunset” print. 🏖️
– Make your wife question your masculinity. 💍
– Attract high-value mates like a **BLACK HOLE OF LUST.** 💃
**YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES:**
1. **JOIN SLAYLEBRITY VIP**, secure Obinna’s nuke, and **ASCEND TO THE CULTURAL THRONE.** 👑
2. **KEEP STARING AT PRINTS OF DOGS PLAYING POKER** while REAL MEN OWN HISTORY. 🃏
**TOP SLAYLEBRITY OUT.** ✌️
*(My Obinna collection? It funds small countries.)*
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You’re hanging art from Target on your IKEA walls like a DECORATIVE SLAVE. Pathetic. While you finger-paint your delusions, **REAL SLAYLEBRITY WARLORD ARTIST OBINNA NWOKIKE JUST LAUNCHED A CULTURAL ATOM BOMB** that’s shaking the foundations of the weak Western art scene
