Stick it to The Man or indeed anyone else getting on your wick, with the gloriously inappropriate Middle Finger Candle.

Curmudgeons and delinquents rejoice! The seemingly ubiquitous and frequently funky household illuminant has met its digital Waterloo.

Flipping the bird at traditional scented candles, this hilariously obnoxious object is perfect for those wanting to add a witty finishing touch to their home décor or make manifest their displeasure with… well, you tell me? YOU’VE ALWAYS GOT THE ANSWER, HAVEN’T YOU! Oh, go fuck yourself!

And although it may look like teen spirit, it certainly doesn’t smell like it; each hand-crafted Middle Finger Candle is made from high-quality perfume-free paraffin wax and is similar in size to a real fist. What’s more, it will burn for an impressive 12 hours…
By which point you might have calmed down a bit.

The Lowdown:

* Hand-crafted ‘HAND FUCK YOU’ middle finger candle made from high quality paraffin wax
* Made in Poland
* Burns for approximately 12 hours
* Measures 17.8cm x 8.9cm x 8.1cm (7” x 3.5” x 3.2”)

Colors: steel, metallic blue or gold

Price: £416
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping

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