CONCIERGE PRICE: $6500
**THIS WATCH ISN’T FOR BROKE BOYS—IT’S FOR ALPHAS WHO LAUGH AT ‘LUXURY’ WHILE CRUSHING THE GAME**
Listen up, weaklings. Let’s cut the bullsh*t. The world’s flooded with “luxury” watches for NPCs who think a Rolex makes them a king. Spoiler: It doesn’t. If you want a timepiece that SCREAMS you’re not just rich—you’re a **GLADIATOR** who bends reality to your will? The **LOUIS ERARD X ALAIN SILBERSTEIN SMILE-DAY GREY WATCH** isn’t just a flex. It’s a declaration of war on mediocrity.
### **THIS ISN’T A WATCH. IT’S A MIDDLE FINGER TO THE STATUS QUO.**
You think you’ve seen “bold design”? You haven’t. Alain Silberstein didn’t just design this watch—he weaponized it. The Smile-Day Grey isn’t *pretty*. It’s **UNapologetic**. That grey dial? It’s the color of titanium fists. The geometric shapes? They’re not “art.” They’re a code for alphas who laugh at sheeple chasing gold-plated garbage.
This collaboration isn’t for dentists who buy Rolexes to feel alive. It’s for **WOLVES** who build empires before breakfast. You think a Patek Philippe makes you elite? Cool. Enjoy your dinner parties with normies. Meanwhile, the Smile-Day Grey is for CEOs who’d rather *break systems* than wear them.
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### **WHY THIS WATCH WILL MAKE PEOPLE HATE YOU (AND YOU’LL LOVE IT)**
Let’s get real. The world hates winners. But guess what? When you strap this beast on your wrist, you’re not just telling time—you’re telling the world you’ve **OUTGROWN ITS RULES**.
– **THE GREY IS A TRAP.** It’s subtle… until it’s not. The matte finish isn’t “understated.” It’s a predator’s camouflage. While peasants flash gaudy gold, you’re silently dominating.
– **THE SMIRKING DAY DISPLAY?** That’s Alain Silberstein trolling the entire industry. While other watches scream “LOOK AT ME,” this one whispers, “I’m already winning. Catch up.”
– **LIMITED EDITION?** Of course. You think true power is mass-produced? Only 178 exist. Translation: You’re part of a **SECRET SOCIETY** of men who don’t beg for respect—they incinerate doubt.
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### **“BUT SLAY BILLIONAIRE CONCIERGE, ISN’T THIS JUST ANOTHER OVERPRICED WATCH?”**
Shut it, peasant. You’re missing the point. This isn’t about “price.” It’s about **PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE**.
The Smile-Day Grey isn’t *expensive*—it’s **exclusive**. It’s a filter. A test. If you’re whining about cost, you’re not ready for it. Real kings don’t *save*—they **CONQUER**. You think Warren Buffett clips coupons? No. He buys assets that *appreciate*. And this watch? It’s a f*cking asset.
While Karens cry about inflation, you’ll be too busy smirking at your wrist, knowing every second that ticks by is another second you’re **OUT-EARNING** their annual salary.
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### **HOW TO WEAR IT (HINT: DON’T BE A BETA)**
Rule 1: **Never “match” it.** This watch isn’t an accessory. It’s the main character. Pair it with a tailored suit? Good. Wearing it while boxing in a 5-star gym? Better.
Rule 2: **Let it provoke.** If someone asks, “Is that… a toy watch?” lean in. Laugh. Then hit them with the price tag and watch their soul leave their body.
Rule 3: **Only buy it if you’ve EARNED IT.** This isn’t for trust-fund toddlers. It’s for self-made titans who’ve bled for their wins. Posers need not apply.
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### **BOTTOM LINE: YOU’RE EITHER BUILT FOR THIS… OR YOU’RE CANNON FODDER**
The Louis Erard x Alain Silberstein Smile-Day Grey isn’t a watch. It’s a **badge of invincibility**. It’s for men who’d rather die than blend in.
You want to play nice? Buy a Casio.
You want to **RULE**? Strap this masterpiece on your wrist and let the world know the game is rigged… *in your favor*.
**ACT NOW OR STAY BROKE.**
*(And if you can’t afford it? Stay mad. Winners don’t care.)*
**- TOP SLAYLEBRITY**
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*(Drop your excuses. Secure the Smile-Day Grey [AFTER YOU LEVEL UP TO SLAY CLUB WORLD CONCIERGE] before the betas catch on.)*
AVAILABILITY UNGUARANTEED BUT WE GUARANTEE YOU’LL GET SOMETHING COOL…
🔥 **P.S. The clock’s ticking. You either move now or you’re out of the game. Forever.** 🔥
SPECIFICATIONS
General
LOUIS ERARD X ALAIN SILBERSTEIN SMILE-DAY GRISE REF 75357TT03.BTT83
LIMITED EDITION OF 178
AUTOMATIC MOVEMENT, SELLITA SW220-1 CALIBER, DAY/DATE AT 6 O’CLOCK, 11½”’, Ø25.60 MM, HEIGHT: 5.05 MM, 26 JEWELS, 28,800 A/H (4HZ), ELABORATE VERSION MOVEMENT, ELABORATE DECORATION, SPECIALLY OPENWORKED WEIGHT WITH BLACK LACQUERED LOUIS ERARD SYMBOL, APPROX. 38 HOURS POWER RESERVE
Case
BEAD-BLASTED GRADE 2 TITANIUM & POLISHED GRADE 5 TITANIUM, Ø40 MM, DISTANCE BETWEEN HORNS: 22 MM, HORN TO HORN: 47 MM, THICKNESS: 11.60 MM, 2 PARTS, SAPPHIRE CRYSTAL WITH ANTI-REFLECTIVE COATING ON BOTH SIDES, MOVEMENT VISIBLE THROUGH TRANSPARENT CASEBACK, WATER-RESISTANT TO 10 BAR (100 M / 330 FT), ALAIN SILBERSTEIN SIGNATURE CROWN WITH RED LACQUER AND LOUIS ERARD SYMBOL, CASEBACK ENGRAVED “LOUIS ERARD X ALAIN SILBERSTEIN 1 OF 178”.
Dial
GLOSSY GREY DIAL, WHITE DECALS, ALAIN SILBERSTEIN SIGNATURE DAY DISC (“SMILEDAYS”) AND DATE AT 6 O’CLOCK
GLOSSY WHITE, BLUE AND RED INDEXES, GREY DECALS
ALAIN SILBERSTEIN SIGNATURE HANDS: RED LACQUERED HOUR HAND, BLUE LACQUERED MINUTE HAND AND YELLOW LACQUERED SECONDS HAND
Functions
HMS, MOOD OF THE DAY/DATE
3 HANDS IN CENTER
Bracelet
GRAY NYLON AND TITANIUM GRADE 2 BEAD-BLASTED BRACELET, VELCRO FLAP SYSTEM FOR QUICK ADJUSTMENT, DOUBLE-PIN LUGS FOR QUICK BRACELET CHANGES
DIMENSIONS: WIDTH 22.70 MM, LENGTH 225 MM, SUITABLE FOR WRIST SIZES FROM 140 TO 200 MM
Additional Features
COLLABORATION WATCH DEVELOPED IN COLLABORATION WITH ALAIN SILBERSTEIN LIMITED EDITION OF 178
CONCIERGE PRICE: $6500
Slay Concierge Purchase note
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You think a Patek Philippe makes you elite? Cool. Enjoy your dinner parties with normies. When you strap this beast on your wrist, you’re not just telling time—you’re telling the world you’ve **OUTGROWN ITS RULES. While peasants flash gaudy gold, you’re silently dominating. This isn’t for trust-fund toddlers. It’s for self-made titans who’ve bled for their wins. Posers need not apply.
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