Guide Price: $100
**🔥🚨THIS OUTFIT WILL GET YOU BANNED FROM BASIC CLUBS FOREVER🚨🔥**
**LISTEN HERE, “QUEENS”** (and by queens, I mean women who *think* they’re elite but still shop at Zara). While you’re scrolling TikTok in your sweatpants, dreaming of a life where men don’t ghost you, let me introduce the **ROYAL JET SET BABE LOOK**—a look straight from JC’s wardrobe -a wardrobe so lethal, it’ll make Cinderella’s fairy godmother quit her job.
**THIS ISN’T FASHION. IT’S A HIERARCHY HACK.**
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### 👑 **BREAKDOWN: THIS OUTFIT COSTS MORE THAN YOUR SELF-RESPECT**
Let’s dissect this **WEAPONIZED SOPHISTICATION**.
1️⃣ **THE TWEED SWEATER WITH GOLD BUTTONS**: Oh, you think tweed is for librarians? WRONG. This is **MAFIA WIFE ENERGY**. The gold buttons aren’t accents—they’re *bulletproof* flexes. Each one screams, *“I vacation in Monaco, you vacation in your mom’s basement.”*
2️⃣ **THE NAVY PLEATED SKIRT**: This isn’t a skirt. It’s a **CLASS WARFARE**. While Becky’s out here flashing her Shein haul, you’re serving boardroom-meets-yacht-club vibes. The pleats? They’re not for twirling. They’re for *crushing souls* at shareholder meetings.
3️⃣ **THE WHITE SLEEVELESS BLOUSE WITH TIES**: Those ties aren’t for style. They’re **LITERAL NOOSES FOR BETA MALES**. Wrap them tight and watch weak men suffocate in your aura. This blouse says, *“I run empires before brunch.”*
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### 💥 **WHY THIS OUTFIT IS ILLEGAL IN 7 COUNTRIES**
You think *you’re* the main character? Put this on and **YOU’LL BE THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE**. Walk into a room, and basic girls will melt like discount lipstick. Men will forget their own names. CEOs will offer you their stock options just to stand near you.
This isn’t clothing—it’s **ARMOR FOR THE APOCALYPSE OF MEDIOCRITY**. The tweed? Bulletproof against hater stares. The navy skirt? Camouflage for blending into elite circles. The blouse? A white flag for your enemies to wave when they surrender.
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### 🚫 **WHY BASIC BITCHES WILL FAIL THIS LOOK**
Let’s be real: 99% of you can’t pull this off. You’ll wear it and look like a **PRIVATE SCHOOL TEACHER WHO CRIES IN HER HYUNDAI**. Why? Because this outfit demands **UNWAVERING DELUSION**. You need the confidence of a woman who’d sue God *and win*.
You think pairing this with *sneakers* is cute? **NO.** You wear this with heels so sharp they count as carry-on weapons. Your makeup? Flawless. Your posture? **STRAIGHTER THAN YOUR EX’S LIES**. Your energy? *“I’ll buy your company and fire your dad.”*
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### 💸 **PRICE TAG? IF YOU ASK, YOU’RE POOR.**
This isn’t for girls who budget. This is for women who **OWN THE BUDGET**. The kind of women who charge $10,000 just to *breathe* in your direction. The sweater alone costs more than your last three boyfriends *combined* (which, let’s be honest, isn’t saying much).
But for the 0.1% of you who *actually* have a passport stamped with places that aren’t Cancun? This is your chance to **WEAR YOUR NET WORTH**. Limited stock. Custom fits. Your name isn’t just on the tag—**IT’S ON THE INVOICE TOO.**
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### 👇 **HOW TO BUY IT (IF YOU’RE ELITE ENOUGH)**
Scroll to the end of this listing and click BUY NOW . **NO**, not with a duck-face selfie. AFTER you’ve paid Send proof you’ve:
– Owned a stock portfolio before 25.
– Dated a man who doesn’t say “rizz.”
– Never used the phrase “I’ll just have a salad.”
Price? If you’re scared, say you’re scared. For the **REAL ONES**? Let’s just say it’s cheaper than therapy but fixes more of your problems.
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### ⏳ **LAST WARNING: TIME’S UP, SWEATY**
Every second you hesitate, some Instagram “model” is screenshotting this post and crying to her sugar daddy. **MOVE FAST.** This outfit sells out quicker than self-respect at a frat party.
Buy it, or go back to your sad little life of crop tops and *”he’ll change”* delusions. **YOUR CHOICE.**
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🔥 **CLICK THAT BUY NOW. OR STAY FOREVER A NPC.** 🔥
**#DressLikeYouOwnThem #RoyalOrBroke #JetSetOrGetLost**
*P.S. If you wear this and don’t get proposed to within 24 hours, demand a refund. (From life.)* 💅
DEETS
Sweater: One size fits all
Skirt
Small: US size 0-2
Medium: US size 4-6
Large: US size 8-10
XL: US size 12-14
Blouse
S/M: US size 2–4
M/L: US size 6–8
L/XL: US size 10–12
Guide Price: $100
I vacation in Monaco, you vacation in your mom’s basement Let’s be real: 99% of you can’t pull this off. You’ll wear it and look like a **PRIVATE SCHOOL TEACHER WHO CRIES IN HER HYUNDAI**. Why? Because this outfit demands **UNWAVERING DELUSION**. You need the confidence of a woman who’d sue God *and win*.
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