
**I DON’T PICK FAVORITE COLORS — I’M TOO BUSY FALLING IN LOVE WITH ALL OF THEM.
*(A Savage Guide to Living Limitless in a World of Basic B*tches)*
Let me school you, snowflake. While you’re out here debating between “millennial pink” and “Gen Z blue” like a peasant picking scraps, I’m out here painting the world with every damn color in the spectrum. Why? Because winners don’t choose. Winners CONQUER.
You think Picasso asked for a 64-pack of crayons to doodle stick figures? NO. He invented new colors with his bare hands. And that’s the difference between you and me. You’re stuck in a monochrome prison of “safe choices” while I’m out here dripping in gold, blood-red Ferraris, and emerald-green private jets.
Here’s why settling for *one* favorite color is for weak-minded NPCs who still think participation trophies matter.
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### **1. WEAK PEOPLE LIMIT THEMSELVES. KINGS AND QUEENS OWN THE RAINBOW.**
You know what’s sadder than a grown man with a favorite color? A grown man who thinks his opinion matters when he’s broke. Let me break it down:
**COLORS ARE POWER.**
– **Red?** That’s the color of raw hunger. Of Lamborghinis screaming at 200mph. Of blood spilled in the arena.
– **Black?** The shadow of dominance. The suit of CEOs. The unapologetic void that swallows losers whole.
– **Gold?** The shine of victory. The flex of a Rolex Daytona. The glow of a life earned, not given.
You think I’d limit myself to *one*? Weakness. The world isn’t a kindergarten art class. It’s a battlefield, and I’m here to paint it with every weapon in the palette.
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### **2. FALLING IN LOVE WITH ALL COLORS IS A MINDSET — AND YOU LACK IT.**
You: *“But VICTORIA, how do I even start?”*
Pathetic. Let me translate your question: *“How do I stop being a coward?”*
Here’s how:
**STEP 1:** Stop thinking in binaries. Life isn’t “blue vs. red.” It’s **both**, plus the 10 million shades in between.
**STEP 2:** Burn your comfort zone. If your life looks like a beige PowerPoint slide, you’ve already lost.
**STEP 3:** Monetize the spectrum. My empire isn’t built on “one color.” It’s built on **emerald casinos, crimson fight clubs, and jet-black private equity deals.**
You want success? Be a chameleon. Adapt. Dominate. Then shift to the next hue.
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### **3. LOSERS SEE A BOX OF CRAYONS. SLAYLEBRITY WARRIORS SEE A WEAPONS VAULT.**
Let’s get real. The reason you cling to “navy blue” as your “favorite” is because you’re afraid to stand out. You want to blend in. To hide. To avoid the heat of the spotlight.
Meanwhile, I’m out here weaponizing colors like a damn warlord:
– **Purple?** That’s royalty. That’s the $10M Bugatti Chiron Pur Sport parked in my Dubai garage.
– **White?** That’s the blank check of a life without limits. The private jet soaring above peasant problems.
– **Green?** Not just cash. The envy of every hater watching me win.
You think Van Gogh stuck to *one* shade of yellow? NO. He painted galaxies. Be the Van Gogh of your destiny — or stay a stick figure.
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### **4. “BUT WHAT IF I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE COLORS?” — THEN YOU’RE BROKE.**
Oh, you’re “overwhelmed”? Good. Overwhelm is the price of living a life worth envy.
**Fact:** The average person sees 7 colors in a rainbow. I see 7 opportunities to flex.
– **Red lights?** I run through them.
– **Green lights?** I accelerate.
– **Yellow?** A warning to the competition: *I’m coming.*
You want to know why I’m rich? Because I don’t discriminate. I take every color, every chance, every risk. While you’re busy debating Pantone swatches, I’m buying the damn factory.
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### **5. THE ULTIMATE FLEX? OWNING EVERY SHADE WITHOUT APOLOGY.**
Let’s talk about why this triggers you. Deep down, you know your “favorite color” is a crutch. A way to hide from the terrifying freedom of wanting **everything.**
But here’s the truth: **Scarcity mindset is for peasants.** Kings and queens think in abundance.
– You want love? Don’t chase one woman. Become a man worth millions of them.
– You want wealth? Don’t pick one hustle. Master ten.
– You want power? Don’t worship one color. OWN THE SPECTRUM.
My life isn’t a single filter. It’s a kaleidoscope of private islands, championship belts, and tailored suits that cost more than your car. Why? Because I refused to choose.
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### **HOW TO STOP BEING A COLOR-SIMP AND START LIVING IN 4K**
Actionable steps for those ready to upgrade from grayscale:
1. **ERASE “FAVORITE” FROM YOUR VOCAB.** Winners don’t have favorites. They have conquests.
2. **WEAR COLORS THAT SCARE YOU.** Pink suit? Good. Let them whisper. Then laugh when you count your cash.
3. **MAKE YOUR ENEMIES BLIND WITH ENVY.** Flood your life with so much color, they need sunglasses to hate you.
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**BOTTOM LINE:** The world is a canvas for the bold. Stop asking permission to paint.
And if you’re still stuck on “sage green” as your “aesthetic”? Stay poor. Stay small. Stay out of my way.
*-VICTORIA FOX*
*(Rainbandit. Top Chroma. CEO of Every Hue.)*
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**PS:** If you’re offended by this, check your pulse. Then check your bank account. Both are probably weak.
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