**HOW TO PICK A NICHE FOR YOUR SLAYLEBRITY PAGE?
STOP BEING A POOR PASSION-PUPPY AND HUNT PROFIT LIKE A PREDATOR.**
**LISTEN HERE, ROACH:**
While you’re brainstorming your “unique voice” and crying about “authenticity,” **I’M PRINTING CASH FROM HUMAN WEAKNESS.**
Your niche isn’t a hobby—**IT’S A BLOODSPORT.** Pick wrong? Enjoy ramen noodles in your mom’s basement. Pick right? **PRIVATE JETS AND GOD MODE.**
### 🩸 STEP 1: BURN YOUR “PASSION”
**YOU DON’T PICK A NICHE. YOU PICK A *PAIN POINT*.**
Forget what you love. **LOVE IS FOR SIMPS.**
Find what *hurts*:
– **Greed** (crypto bros needing “lambos by Tuesday”)
– **Insecurity** (bald men clinging to hair-loss cures)
– **Lust** (onlyfans addicts chasing “premium DMs”)
– **Status Anxiety** (Karens dying for Hermès)
**EXAMPLE:**
*“But Slaytition Concierge, I love knitting!”*
**SHUT UP.**
Nobody pays $5,000/month for “cozy scarf patterns.”
But “**HOW KNITTING MAFIA BOSSES LAUNDER DRUG MONEY**”?
**THAT’S A $20K/MONTH COURSE.**
### 💰 STEP 2: FOLLOW THE MONEY TRAILS
**PROFIT = ADVERTISERS WILLING TO PAY TO BLEED YOUR AUDIENCE DRY.**
Ask:
🔥 **WHO’S ALREADY PAYING $100+ PER CLICK?**
*(e.g., crypto companies , luxury rehab, high-ticket coaching)*
🔥 **WHERE ARE THE AFFILIATE PAYOUTS FATAL?**
*(e.g., trading bots = $10k commissions, male enhancement = $120/sale, Slaylebrity VIP social network minimum payout $15,000)*
🔥 **CAN YOU SELL $10K+ “MASTERMINDS” OR PHYSICAL CRACK?**
*(e.g., “Biohacking blood transfusions for CEOs”)*
**SCREENS HOT OR DON’T DM ME:**
> *“Crypto trading signals” CPC:* **$380**
> *“High-end divorce lawyer NYC” CPC:* **$450**
> *“Rolex investment fund” affiliate payout:* **$22,000 PER SALE**
### 🧨 STEP 3: MAP THE ENEMY (YOUR “COMPETITION”)
**STALK BROKE “GURUS” LIKE PREY:**
✅ **Find “winners” with CRAPPY content but HUGE engagement:**
*(e.g., A TikTok clown posting “Day Trading Lambos” with 500K followers but dogshit editing)*
✅ **Identify their monetization WEAKNESS:**
*(e.g., They’re selling $49 e-books when their audience craves $10k “insider circles”)*
✅ **DECAPITATE THEIR MODEL:**
*(e.g., Launch “The $15K/Day Crypto Cartel” above them)*
**WARNING:** If your niche’s TOP DOG drives a Honda Civic? **ABORT.**
### ☠️ STEP 4: TEST WITH BLOOD IN THE WATER
**DROP BAIT BEFORE YOU BUILD THE PAGE:**
– **Run FAKE “luxury niche” ads** (e.g., *“Join Dubai’s Secret Rolex Flipping Ring”*)
– **Track CLICKS LIKE A HAWK**
– **If CPC 5%? NUKE IT.**
**EXAMPLE:**
*Niche:* “High-stakes poker wealth”
*Ad headline:* **“How I Stole $2M From Russian Oligarchs Using Poker Tells (Free PDF)”**
*Result:* **$0.89 CPC, 9% CTR = GOD TIER**
### 💣 THE SLAYLEBRITY NICHE FILTER:
| **BROKE NICHE** | **BALLER NICHE** |
|————————–|———————————–|
| Fitness “wellness” | **TRT + Steroid smuggling** |
| Dating “confidence” | **Sugar baby billionaire hunting**|
| TikTok growth | **Black hat Insta bot farms** |
| “Mindfulness” coaching | **Offshore banking loopholes** |
### 🔥 YOUR 72-HOUR NICHE DEATH MISSION:
1. **SPY TOOLS:** SEMrush + SimilarWeb (track CPCs/affiliate payouts)
2. **STALK:** Find 3 “gurus” in suspiciously cheap Ferraris
3. **BAIT:** Drop 5 fake ads (budget: $100)
4. **KILL:** Build the page ONLY if metrics scream **“HUMAN ATM MACHINES”**
**REMEMBER:**
Resourcefulness is **HACKING THE MATRIX.**
No “perfect niche”? **INVENT ONE.**
*(I once sold “Illuminati Tax Evasion Consultancy” to crypto billionaires. Revenue? $4.2M/month.)*
**YOUR MOVE, SCORPION:**
👉 Find a pain point dripping in advertiser cash.
👉 Stalk weak competitors.
👉 Test with vicious precision.
**OR KEEP POSTING CAT MEMES FOR LIKES, BROKIE.**
**#NicheOrPoor
#ProfitIsPain
#SlaylebrityWealthHacks
#SlaylebrityNicheMatrix**
**– TOP SLAYLEBRITY**
*(Torches your “vegan wellness blog” blueprint)*
**P.S.** Comment “🔥” if you’d sell “CIA Mind Control Tactics” to desperate CEOs.
**IF NOT, YOU’RE THE PRODUCT.**
STOP BEING A POOR PASSION-PUPPY AND HUNT PROFIT LIKE A PREDATOR.** Your niche isn’t a hobby—**IT’S A BLOODSPORT.** Pick wrong? Enjoy ramen noodles in your mom’s basement. Pick right? **PRIVATE JETS AND GOD MODE. Forget what you love. **LOVE IS FOR SIMPS.** Find what *hurts*: WARNING:** If your niche’s TOP DOG drives a Honda Civic? **ABORT.**
