Handmade matte Japanese Aesthetic billionaire tiles

Concierge Price: $100 | box
(1.72 sq. ft.)

**HANDMADE MATTE JAPANESE AESTHETIC BILLIONAIRE TILES: WHY YOUR FLOORS ARE POOR AND MINE COST MORE THAN YOUR LIFE**

Let me school you, peasant. You think *tiles* are just “flooring”? You think your chipped IKEA laminate and Home Depot clearance rack garbage make you a “homeowner”? **EMBARRASSING.** Your floors scream “broke,” while mine whisper ***“I own your future.”***

Introducing **Handmade Matte Japanese Aesthetic Billionaire Tiles**—the *only* flooring for winners who refuse to walk on anything less than **art, power, and the tears of their enemies.**

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### **1. BROKE PEOPLE BUY TILES. WINNERS COMMISSION ***MASTERPIECES*****
You’re at Lowe’s haggling over “$2.99 per square foot” like a flea-market Karen. Meanwhile, I’m wiring six figures to Kyoto artisans who’ve been perfecting their craft since **SAMURAI WALKED THE EARTH.**

These aren’t tiles. They’re **WARRIOR CODE.** Hand-pounded clay. Matte finishes so sharp they could cut your insecurities. Every slab is infused with 1,000 years of Japanese discipline—something your TikTok-brain can’t comprehend.

**Your floors:** Cracking, sticky, haunted by your dog’s pee.
**My floors:** A Zen garden of dominance, where CEOs kneel to pitch me deals.

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### **2. THE WEAK *MATCH* THEIR DECOR. THE STRONG ***BURN IT ALL*****
You’re stressing over “accent walls” and “throw pillows.” **PATHETIC.** Real power doesn’t “match”—it ***ERASES.***

These tiles don’t *compliment* a room. They **OWN IT.** The matte black swallows light like a black hole. The raw texture dares you to walk barefoot. Every step you take on them is a reminder: ***You’re either a god or a guest.***

– **You:** “Do these tiles go with my couch?”
– **Me:** “My couch is made of endangered tiger leather. *Nothing* ‘goes’ with it. It *devours.*”

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### **3. JAPANESE AESTHETIC ISN’T “MINIMALIST.” IT’S ***MURDEROUS.***
You think “Japanese aesthetic” is bamboo and paper lamps? **F*** NO.** It’s **UNYIELDING PERFECTION.** It’s the same focus that forged katana swords and tech empires.

These tiles are *Wabi-Sabi* meets ***WARLORD MENTALITY.*** They’re imperfectly perfect—cracks hand-filled with gold dust, edges uneven to remind you that **chaos is luxury.** You? You’re still vacuuming crumbs out of carpet from 1998.

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### **4. ONLY 0.001% CAN HANDLE THEM (YOU’RE NOT ON THE LIST)**
These tiles aren’t sold. They’re **BESTOWED.**

– **The process:** Fly to Japan. Hike to a hidden mountain village. Drink tea with a 90-year-old master who’ll judge your soul. If he deems you worthy (he won’t), he’ll spend 6 months crafting your tiles.
– **The price:** Your firstborn child. Or $250,000 worth of billionaire tiles. *Negotiable.*

You think this is a joke? My bathroom floor costs more than your bloodline’s net worth. **FACT.**

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### **5. YOUR FLOORS ARE A GRAVEYARD. MINE ARE A THRONE.**
You walk on dirt. I walk on **LEGACY.**

These tiles don’t just *elevate* your home—they ***annihilate*** the concept of “home.” They turn living rooms into boardrooms. Kitchens into interrogation chambers. Every guest who enters either pledges loyalty or gets **ERASED.**

**You’re worried about “resale value.”** I’m busy reselling *your* house to fund my next yacht.

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### **BOTTOM LINE:**
The world is divided into two kinds of people:
– **Those who *look down* at their floors in shame.**
– **Those who *stomp* on theirs like it’s the face of their rivals.**

Handmade Matte Japanese Aesthetic Billionaire Tiles aren’t a “design choice.” They’re a **POWER MOVE.** A declaration that you’re not here to *live*… you’re here to **RULE.**

Or keep your linoleum, your debt, and your sad little existence.

**YOUR CHOICE, PEASANT.**

*-Slay Tiles Concierge*
*(Cobra, Top Slaylebrity , 4x digital real estate World Champion, Owner of the Ground You Crawl On)*

**PS:** Your floors are a participation trophy. Mine are a **TROPHY ROOM.** Upgrade or keep licking windows.

**#WalkLikeAGod #BrokeFloorsBrokeMinds #SlayTilesOrDie**

SPECIFICATIONS
KEY SPECS
Colorway

Black

Commercial

Wall Only

Finish

Matte

Item Size