Guide Price: $5
Listen up, you peasants! I don’t have time for your basic candles that you buy at the discount store. I only burn the best of the best, the hand poured elitist super luxe candles made from 100% premium soy wax. Do you even know what that means? It means no toxic fumes polluting my pristine air, only the purest scents filling my luxurious home.
These candles are not mass-produced like your peasant candles. Oh no, they are made in small batches for better fragrance quality. Each one is crafted with care and attention to detail, ensuring that every whiff is a delight for my refined senses. From the comforting scent of banana nut bread to the invigorating aroma of orangesicle, these candles transport me to a world of opulence and extravagance that you can only dream of.
So go ahead, light your cheap candles and be content with your mediocre existence. As for me, I will continue to bask in the glow of my hand poured super luxe candles, knowing that I am surrounded by the epitome of luxury and sophistication. Bow down, peasants, and watch as I elevate my life to heights you can only imagine.
Guide Price: $5
No toxic fumes polluting my pristine air, only the purest scents filling my luxurious home.
