Concierge price: $300
**🔥🚨ATTENTION ALL QUEENS (AND FAKE “IT GIRLS” WHO THINK THEY’RE QUEENS): THESE NAILS WILL END YOUR CAREER🚨🔥**
Listen here, ladies. While you’re sitting there with your chipped Walmart press-ons, crying into your pumpkin spice latte because your ex still hasn’t texted back, let me introduce you to the **WEAPON OF MASS PERFECTION**. The **Gorgeous Wanderlust Jet Set Babe Custom Press-On Nails** aren’t just nails—they’re a *DECLARATION OF WAR* on basicness.
**THESE NAILS? THEY’RE FOR WINNERS.** And if you’re not winning, they’ll make you **LOOK** like you are.
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### 💅 **THIS ISN’T A MANICURE—IT’S A POWER MOVE**
Let’s get one thing straight: Your nails are your **FIRST IMPRESSION**. You think Jeff Bezos built Amazon with bitten cuticles? NO. He built it with **DOMINANCE**—and dominance starts at your fingertips.
These aren’t “nails.” These are **24-KARAT STATUS SYMBOLS**. Handcrafted. Jet-set inspired. Designed for women who fly private, crush boardrooms, and break hearts before breakfast. We’re talking *custom designs* sharper than your lawyer’s retainer. *Durability* that outlasts your gym crush’s marriage. *Luxury* so thick, it makes Kardashians look like coupon-clippers.
You want “wanderlust”? These nails come with **MORE STAMPS IN THEIR PASSPORT THAN YOU HAVE TINDER MATCHES**. Dubai skylines. Monaco gold flecks. Malibu sunsets. Slap these on and suddenly you’re not a girl—**you’re a global empire**.
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### ✈️ **WHY SALONS ARE FOR LOSERS**
You’re really still wasting **3 HOURS** at some crusty salon? Let me guess—you’re sitting there, breathing in acetone fumes, listening to Karen rant about her gluten allergy, while a “technician” butchers your cuticles with the precision of a toddler with safety scissors. **PATHETIC.**
The Jet Set Babe nails take **3 MINUTES**. That’s less time than it takes your ex to slide into your DMs after his new fling dumps him. No chipping. No smudging. No begging your broke friend to Venmo you $50 for a fill. These nails stay **LOCKED IN** like your toxic trait of dating guys who still live with their moms.
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### 👑 **YOU THINK THIS IS FOR *EVERYONE*? THINK AGAIN.**
Let’s be clear: These nails are **NOT** for the girl who thinks “self-care” is a $5 face mask and crying to Taylor Swift. These are for **WOMEN WHO RUN CITIES**. Women who’ve got more IQ points than their Instagram followers. Women who’d rather *buy the airport* than wait in line at security.
You think a Lambo is a flex? **YAWN.** Real flex is walking into a room with these nails and watching every head turn because they **KNOW** you’re the blueprint. These nails scream, *“I own the company.”* *“I’m the trophy wife—AND the trophy.”* *“My therapist charges *me* for advice.”*
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### 💸 **BREAKING NEWS: YOU CAN’T AFFORD THESE (BUT LET’S PRETEND YOU CAN)**
99% of you are already scrambling to check the price—and let’s be real, you’ll faint. These aren’t “affordable.” They’re **PRIORITIZED**. You think Rihanna wakes up and chooses “affordable”? NO. She chooses **FLAWLESS**.
But for the 1% of you who *actually* own a passport (not just a Pinterest board called “Travel Goals”), this is your chance to **UPGRADE YOUR EXISTENCE**. Each set is custom. Limited. **YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY ON THEM**. Lose these, and you’re basically back to being a peasant who uses emojis unironically.
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### 👊 **HOW TO ORDER (IF YOU’RE READY TO BE THAT BITCH)**
Slide into SLAY CLUB WORLD CONCIERGE. **NO**, not with a thirst trap. Onxe you’ve signed up by paying of course Send a photo of your Amex Black Card, your last vacation destination, and a signed affidavit that you’ve never said “I’m not like other girls by email.”
Price? If you’re asking, sell your soul harder. But for the elite? Let’s just say it’s cheaper than your Chanel bag—but it’ll last longer than your last situationship.
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### ⏳ **WARNING: HESITATE AND STAY IRRELEVANT**
Every second you waste is another basic Becky slapping on drugstore stickers and calling it a “vibe.” **YOU BETTER THINK FAST.** The Jet Set Babes are selling out faster than free wifi at a billionaire’s yacht party.
Buy these nails, or keep lining Bezos’ pockets with your sad little Prime addiction. **YOUR CHOICE.**
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🔥 **LEVEL UP NOW. OR STAY FOREVER MID.** 🔥
*P.S. If your nails don’t scare men, you’re doing it wrong.* 💋
**#NailBoss #CrownNotClippings #JetSetOrRegret**
DEETS
Press On Nails by Slay Beauty gives you a perfect professional grade non-damaging manicure in seconds.
Use nail glue to wear weeks straight or apply adhesive tabs for a few days show off — you decide. The best part of using adhesive tabs is that you can reuse your fake nails again and again. Can you do so with salon nails?
This set is made to order
Preparation time may vary depending on the load.
All Slay Beauty nails are hand painted.
What’s inside your slay beauty nail box
— 10 nails of your size / 20 nails of all sizes
— 12 adhesive tabs
— Mini nail file
— Buffer
— Orangewood stick
— Alcohol Pad
— Storage gift box
Delivery time guide
US and Europe: 10 business days
Rest of the world : 10-30 business days
CONCIERGE PRICE: $300
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping
Slay Concierge Purchase note
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These nails are **NOT** for the girl who thinks ‘self-care’ is a $5 face mask and crying to Taylor Swift. These are for **WOMEN WHO RUN CITIES**. Women who’ve got more IQ points than their Instagram followers. Women who’d rather *buy the airport* than wait in line at security
