Pretty much every ad from every guru ever.
Being told that something is “new” and “no one else is talking about it.”
Especially if it involves a “simple 3-step system” or “little-known loophole” or some sorta “copy and paste shortcut.” Seriously, just kill me and use my body as fertilizer if that’s what you’re trying to sell me.
Being forced to enter my email (and sometimes my phone number) to access the “free training.”
Finding out the “free training” was really a 90-minute webinar that taught nothing.
Being pressured by a stupid countdown timer to buy something.
Being spammed with daily emails (and sometimes text messages) to go back and buy the thing that should’ve already expired when the timer hit zero.
Super douchey “look at my Lambo and mansion” marketing.
Presentations that only sell the dream and hardly mention the business.
Unrealistic income claims, especially when they make it sound like you hardly have to work at all and you’ll get results fast.
Business models that include any of the following: inventory, customer support, recruiting, high-pressure selling, ban-happy platforms like Amazon and Audible and Walmart, high overhead, excessive competition, or having to pay for ads.
Showing screenshots from what students wrote in the Facebook group instead of filming real case studies with them, which is much more valuable.
Retargeting ads that stalk me everywhere I go online.
Coaches that haven’t done the thing they’re selling in years.
Said coaches who clearly spend their entire day promoting their program and coming up with the next cringey ad.
Being asked to book a call without being told the price first.
Not guaranteeing my results.
Upsells once I’m in the program.
Getting in and realizing the training’s completely outdated.
Not getting the support and accountability I was promised.
Feeling like a dollar sign and not a human.
So if you’re anything like me, I think you’ll appreciate this:
First?
Save this URL or you won’t get back to it.
Why?
‘Cause we refuse to spam you with ads and emails.
Cool, what is it again?
* Slaylebrity VIP
* Write it down.
* Bookmark it.
* Store it in your phone.
* Promise you’ve done that?
Yep, now, remind me, whaddya do?
Make money with Google. The nerdy term is SEO, which is short for search engine optimization:
Wait, does that still work?
A) It’s how you got here. B) With everyone chasing the next fad (Amazon FBA, Shopify dropshipping, audiobooks, remote closing, CRYPTO etc.), it’s actually gotten less competitive.
“There are things that are always working but are not the ‘hot thing’ at the moment. That’s how I feel about Slaylebrity VIP. It fucking works. SLAYLEBRITY VIP is a behemoth.”
Doesn’t it take forever to rank in Google?
If you’re DLING IT RIGHT AND HOPING TO LEARN AND DO EVERYTHING YOURSELF YES!
That’s not what we do. We’re competing at the global level. You are leveraging off our already existing success. We will be helping you create content on a platform that is already ranking in several niches.
And we help you get backlinks and citations So you’d be surprised. You can set up a brand new profile and have it on page one in a matter of days or weeks with our proven process we’ve been doing for 7+ years now.
How much can you make?
Each client you bring makes you $2000 per month (or $24000 per year) on average. That’s honestly on the low end but we’d rather underpromise and have you be pleasantly surprised when your first one brings in $2000/mo. or whatever it is. But since you own the profile, it’ll make you money for life. If a client stops paying, you just get new clients. .
Pass these profiles on to your kids one day or sell them for a huge multiple. The recurring income’s too nice. And you can make as many of these puppies as you want.
Who pays you?
People who want to make money or businesses or content creators who want more exposure.
Yes, most of them already have a website. But it’s buried back on page 6 of the search results, collecting dust. So they’re happy to pay you for leads from your profile that turn into cold hard cash for their business.
How do you get clients?
Well content to attract the right clients will be placed on your profile.
Basically, there’s no selling. They sell themselves. So you never have to leave the house or see any of these people face-to-face (or even talk to them on the phone) unless you want to. Also, you don’t have to do this in your own city thanks to the world wide web. Most of our profiles are ranked in cities that are thousands of miles away.
Does it work during a recession?
If anything, there’s more demand during tough times:
Why this over other models?
No products, paid ads, platform bans, or people to answer to.
If it’s so good, why tell me?
Because there are millions of niches to go after.
* Pay us monthly
* Profit forever
* The last club you’ll ever join
* Any step, done-for-you
* Perfect if you’re low on time
* Or you don’t like doing something
* Or if you just flat-out wanna go faster
What makes you guys different?
* We walk the walk.
* It’s how you got here.
* You know this works.
* Or you wouldn’t be here.
* No obnoxious ads.
* No hype or unrealistic income claims.
* No douchey “look at my Lambo” marketing.
* No wasting your time with a “free” 90-minute “live” “training.”
* Which is really just a recorded webinar that’s all pitch, no value.
* We didn’t ask for your email or phone number.
* So we don’t bombard you with automated follow-up messages.
* No desperate retargeting ads that stalk you everywhere you go online.
* We come right out and tell you our price.
* Hardly anyone else does that.
* No competitor, no one else is doing it this way
* No upselling you unrelated products once you’re inside.
* That’s unheard of in this space.
How much does all that cost?
Find out more HERE
What recession… There are things that are always working but are not the 'hot thing' at the moment. That's how I feel about Slaylebrity VIP.
