Paris Hilton just released a photo of her Son Phoenix and now we just have to be her Son too.
So we will be sending her this appeal
Dear Paris Hilton,
We are writing to express our admiration and appreciation for everything you have accomplished in your life. From your successful career as a businesswoman to your iconic status as a pop culture icon, you have truly made your mark on the world.
As we look up to you as a role model, we can’t help but wonder: can we be your son too? We know that this may sound unconventional, but hear us out.
You have shown time and time again that you have a heart of gold. From your charitable work with children’s hospitals and animal rescue organizations to your outspoken advocacy for mental health awareness, you have consistently demonstrated a deep compassion for others. This is a trait that we would be honored to inherit from you.
Moreover, your glamorous lifestyle and impeccable taste have inspired us to dream big and aim for the stars. Your entrepreneurial spirit and determination to succeed in a male-dominated industry have taught us to never give up on our goals.
As your “sons,” we would strive to make you proud by following in your footsteps and making a positive impact on the world. We would work hard to embody your values of kindness, generosity, and ambition.
We understand that this may be an unconventional request, but we hope that you will consider it with an open heart. We look up to you as a mentor and a guiding light, and we would be honored to call you our mother figure.
Thank you for all that you do, Paris Hilton. We are inspired by your strength, resilience, and unwavering spirit, and we hope to emulate these qualities in our own lives.
With love and admiration,
Your future devoted “sons” pending your approval