Concierge Price: $300,000
**THIS PINK TESLA ROADSTER IS FOR ALPHAS AND JET SET BABES ONLY – BROKE BOYS AND SNOWLING SHEEP, STAY IN YOUR LANE 🚗💥🔥**
Listen here, peasants. While you’re busy driving your mom’s Honda Civic and crying about gas prices, REAL MEN and WOMEN are upgrading to a machine that SCREAMS dominance. I’m selling a **CUSTOM PINK SEXY TESLA ROADSTER**, and if your fragile ego can’t handle it, crawl back to your cave. This isn’t a car. It’s a **STATEMENT**. And if you’re not making statements? You’re *NOBODY*.
**PINK ISN’T A COLOR – IT’S A POWER MOVE 💅🏼💪**
You weaklings think pink is “girly”? WRONG. Pink is **WAR PAINT** for the modern alpha. This Tesla isn’t wrapped in pink – it’s cloaked in **UNMATCHED SWAGGER**. While NPCs blend into traffic with their gray sedans, THIS ROADSTER *BURNS RETINAS*. You want to be noticed? You want to OWN every room, every street, every set of eyeballs? This car doesn’t ask for attention. It **DEMANDS WORSHIP**.
And let’s talk specs, because losers like you need proof. **0-60 IN 1.9 SECONDS.** That’s faster than your brain processes jealousy. **TOP SPEED? 250 MPH.** That’s “leave your haters, your regrets, and your ex’s texts in the dust” speed. This machine isn’t electric – it’s **VOLTAGE FOR YOUR SOUL**.
**YOU CAN’T AFFORD THIS? GOOD. IT’S NOT FOR YOU. 🚫💸**
This Tesla isn’t for “car enthusiasts.” It’s for **KINGPINS**. For men who’ve CONQUERED the matrix, stacked empires, and laugh at “market crashes.” The price tag? Let’s just say it costs more than your entire bloodline’s net worth. But for the elite? It’s pocket change.
You think I care if you’re “triggered”? Cry harder. Your tears fuel my legacy. This Roadster is a **TROPHY** for winners who’ve EARNED it – not participation medals for soy-boys who still live in their childhood bedrooms.
**WHY DRIVE A CAR WHEN YOU CAN DRIVE A LEGEND? 🌍⚡**
This isn’t about transportation. It’s about **DOMINATION**. Pull up to the club in this beast, and the bouncer BOWS. Valets *tremble*. Women materialize. Competitors? They’ll crash their Lambos trying to keep up. The custom pink wrap isn’t “pretty” – it’s a **PSYCHOPATHIC FLEX**. A middle finger to conformity. A declaration that YOU. PLAY. BY. NO. RULES.
And for the trolls screeching, “PiNk iS fOr GiRlS!” – **I’D RATHER BE A LION IN PINK THAN A SHEEP IN GRAY.** 🦁🔥 Your insults are applause to me. Your confusion? Proof I’m winning.
**LAST CHANCE TO LEVEL UP – OR ROT IN OBSCURITY 🏁**
I’m only selling this **ONE-OF-ONE MASTERPIECE** because I’ve got five more being built. But you? This is your ONLY SHOT to ascend from NPC to LEGEND. Comment below and level up to slay club world concierge now – if you’ve got the stones. But let’s be real: 99% of you can’t hang. You’ll stick to your bicycle lanes and cope about “sustainability” while ALPHAS FLY PAST YOU IN A PINK ELECTRIC STORM.
Tick tock, kiddos. The road to glory is paved with **PINK TESLAS** and BROKEN HATER SPIRITS.
**TOP SLAYLEBRITY OUT.** 🎤💨
*(Bugatti parked. Helicopter warming up.)*
Concierge Price: $300,000
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping
Slay Concierge Purchase note
This listing information is reserved exclusively for GOLD PLUS VIP MEMBERS. CLICK HERE TO BECOME A MEMBER
THIS ROADSTER *BURNS RETINAS*. You want to be noticed? You want to OWN every room, every street, every set of eyeballs? This car doesn’t ask for attention. It **DEMANDS WORSHIP**.
View 2
View 3
