
Guide Price: $290,000,000
**“THIS ISN’T A MANSION. IT’S A DECLARATION OF WAR. THE LANTANA FLORIDA BEAST IS FOR KINGS WHO BUY COUNTRIES, NOT HOUSES.”**
Let’s cut the bullsh*t. You think a “luxury home” is six bedrooms and a pool? **Pathetic.** That’s a dollhouse for dentists. The Lantana Florida Ocean-to-Intracoastal colossus isn’t a property—it’s a **kingdom**. And if your net worth doesn’t have commas in places most men have decimals, close this tab now.
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### **4 ACRES? NO. 4 ACRES OF DOMINION.**
You want land? Peasants buy lawns. **Kings** buy horizons. This isn’t a plot—it’s a *nation-state*. With 700 feet of ocean and Intracoastal frontage, you’re not just “waterfront.” You’re Poseidon’s landlord. Your yacht isn’t parked. It’s *stationed*. Your neighbors? Sharks, billionaires, and the ghosts of Rockefeller’s envy. This isn’t Manalapan. It’s **Moneyland**. And the passport is pure power.
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### **50,000 SQUARE FEET? NO. 50,000 SQUARE FEET OF SUPREMACY.**
Your penthouse is a closet. Your “estate” is a shed. This architectural titan by Choeff Levy Fishman? It’s Versailles on steroids. Every inch screams, *“I won so hard, the game reset.”* Marble floors? For peasants. These halls are carved from the egos of dead emperors. The ceilings? So high they scrape God’s ego. You don’t *live* here. You **reign** here.
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### **AMENITIES? NO. ** *WEAPONS OF MASS SEDUCTION.**
Home theater? **Weak.** This palace has a *private IMAX* where you screen your highlight reel for spies and supermodels. Tennis courts? For losers. Your court is where Fortune 500 CEOs beg for mercy. The spa? It’s not for massages—it’s where therapists cry over your aura. And the garage? Let’s just say your Bugattis won’t feel lonely.
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### **ARCHITECTURE? NO. ** *PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE.**
Choeff Levy Fishman didn’t “design” this. They weaponized geometry. Every curve is a threat. Every angle is a flex. This isn’t a house—it’s a **3D middle finger** to mediocrity. The walls don’t hold roofs. They hold *legacies*. You think the Pyramids were impressive? They were built by slaves. This? Built by *visionaries* for **tycoons**.
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### **“BUT SLAY BILLIONAIRE CONCIERGE , WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH SPACE?” BROKE BOYS ASK BROKE QUESTIONS.**
You think space is for *living*? **No.** Space is for *intimidating*. This mansion isn’t about square footage—it’s about **psychological warfare**. Host a gala? No. Host a coup. Your “guests” will leave either loyal or traumatized. This isn’t a home. It’s a *theater* where you’re the villain, hero, and director.
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### **PRICE? IF YOU ASK, YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT.**
You haggle over Teslas. Kings wire $100M before breakfast. This isn’t a “listing.” It’s a **filter**—separating wolves from sheep. The price tag? A membership fee for the ones above the Illuminati. You think Bezos hesitates? No. He calculates compound interest while signing checks. If you’re sweating the cost, you’re not just poor. You’re *irrelevant*.
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### **HERE’S THE TRUTH…**
This mansion isn’t for you. **Unless** your bloodline is a Fortune 500. **Unless** your Rolodex includes presidents and pirates. **Unless** you’ve got a vault deeper than the Mariana Trench. The Lantana Florida monstrosity isn’t real estate. It’s a **flex** so violent, it rewrites reality.
So ask yourself: Are you a **landlord**…or a **legend**?
**BURN YOUR DEEDS. BUY THIS EMPIRE. THEN GO EVICT THE OCEAN.**
*-SLAY BILLIONAIRE CONCIERGE*
**Catch me where the skyline kneels. But you’ll need a helicopter to check.** 🚁
*P.S. Still renting? Your ancestors are cringing.* 💸
Guide Price: $290 million
Slay Concierge Purchase note
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