**🔥 BANKERS? BETA MALES. TECH TITANS? THE NEW GODS. BOW DOWN. 🔥**
*(The Old Money Dinosaurs Just Got Extinct — Here Come the Silicon Savages.)*
Listen here, Wall Street suits with your dusty Rolexes and your 2008 trauma — your time is **DONE**. The wolves of tech aren’t coming. They’re *here*. And they’re feasting on your carcasses. You think Goldman Sachs runs the world? **Pathetic.** Zuckerberg could buy your soul with loose change from his Meta couch cushions.
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### **1. YOU’RE DINOSAURS IN A WORLD OF CYBORGS**
Bankers: You’re not “masters of the universe.” You’re **boomers with Excel sheets**.
– **Your “power”:** Begging governments for bailouts while you cry into your $500 scotch.
– **Your “innovation”:** Selling the same debt repackaged as a “derivative” like it’s 2007. **YAWN.**
– **Your “legacy”:** A global recession and a generation that hates you.
Meanwhile, Tech Titans? They’re **rewiring reality**. AI. Neuralinks. Quantum computing. Elon’s colonizing Mars while you’re still arguing about interest rates. **You’re Blockbuster. They’re Netflix.** Start digging your grave.
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### **2. THE NEW OLIGARCHS DON’T WEAR TIES — THEY WEAR BODY FAT PERCENTAGES**
Forget “greed is good.” Tech’s mantra? **“Disrupt or die.”**
– **Elon Musk:** Sleeps on a factory floor, invents electric cars, and memes himself into history books.
– **Jeff Bezos:** Built a trillion-dollar empire because he’d rather rule the world than play golf at 2 PM.
– **Mark Zuckerberg:** Turned a college dorm project into a digital nation-state. **You still use a fax machine.**
These aren’t CEOs. They’re **gladiators** in hoodies. They don’t *manage* money — they *print* it.
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### **3. YOUR “BIG SHORT” IS A BIG L**
You think you’re slick with your hedge funds and insider trading? Tech oligarchs laugh in **algorithm**.
– **Cryptocurrency:** Your fiat currency is a joke. Bitcoin doesn’t care about your central bank.
– **AI Trading Bots:** They’ll outthink your Ivy League analysts while you’re still sipping kombucha.
– **Metaverse Real Estate:** Virtual land sells for billions. **Your skyscrapers? Obsolete.**
The game’s changed. You’re still playing checkers. They’re hacking the Matrix.
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### **4. HOW TO SURVIVE THE TECH TAKEOVER (IF YOU’RE NOT A COWARD)**
Step 1: **Burn your tie.**
Step 2: **Learn to code.**
Step 3: **Stop licking boots. Start building empires.**
– **Bankers:** Your “networking” is kissing rich grandpas at charity galas. Tech’s networking is **coding the future in a garage**.
– **You want relevance?** Pivot. Crypto. AI. Robotics. **Or retire to your sad golf course and rot.**
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### **🎯 FINAL WARNING: ADAPT OR GET DELETED**
The tech tsunami’s here. You either ride the wave or drown.
**Bankers:** Keep clinging to your spreadsheets. Keep lying to clients. Keep pretending you matter. **We’ll be busy colonizing galaxies and making you irrelevant.**
**Everyone else:** The tech gods are hiring. But they only want **killers**, not interns.
Tick-tock. The code compiles itself.
**- The Top SLAYLEBRITY**
*(Cigar emoji. Robot emoji. Bitcoin emoji.)*
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**PS:** Bankers — YOUR SAD REQUEST FOR a discount for my “Beta to Alpha” BILLIONAIRE CLUB coding bootcamp is EMPHATICALLY DENIED. (First lesson: Delete your LinkedIn, never ask for discounts .)
**PPS:** Tech kings — Let’s ROLL. I’ve got a blockchain idea that’ll melt suits.
**#SmashTheSystem #CodeOrDie #SiliconOverlords**
Wall Street suits with your dusty Rolexes and your 2008 trauma — your time is **DONE**. The wolves of tech aren’t coming. They’re *here*. And they’re feasting on your carcasses. Bankers:** Keep clinging to your spreadsheets. Keep lying to clients. Keep pretending you matter. **We’ll be busy colonizing galaxies and making you irrelevant.** **Everyone else:** The tech gods are hiring. But they only want **killers**, not interns. They don’t *manage* money — they *print* it.
BANKERS? BETA MALES. TECH TITANS? THE NEW GODS. BOW DOWN
The Old Money Dinosaurs Just Got Extinct — Here Come the Silicon Savages
You think Goldman Sachs runs the world? **Pathetic.** Zuckerberg could buy your soul with loose change from his Meta couch cushions.
Bankers: You’re not ‘masters of the universe.’ You’re **boomers with Excel sheets**. - **Your ‘power’:** Begging governments for bailouts while you cry into your $500 scotch. - **Your ‘innovation’ :** Selling the same debt repackaged as a ‘derivative’ like it’s 2007. **YAWN.** - **Your ‘legacy’:** A global recession and a generation that hates you. Meanwhile, Tech Titans? They’re **rewiring reality**. AI. Neuralinks. Quantum computing
