Guide Price : $168
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It’s time. Time to transcend the ordinary. Time to experience the extraordinary. Get yourself a box of Assorted Ultra Luxe Boxed Crystal Candy Gems and transcend the mundane into the realm of the extraordinary. Be a king, live like a legend. This isn’t just candy, it’s art. Your move, champion.
Guide Price : $168
Imagine a symphony of flavor exploding in your mouth, each gem a crescendo in a masterful opus. Every piece is a delicate dance of subtle, lightly sweet flavors with a crunch that sends shivers down your spine. Forget the artificial garbage, this is the true quintessence of flavor purity.
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